Weekend Discharge

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Ashton Kutcher tweeted the above photo of himself with Steve Jobs to show the striking resemblance between the two. If only he could emulate Jobs in other ways, like cancer.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not only about as worthless as used panty liners, they’re gullible spendthrifts too. IDLYITW 

Katy Perry is so boring the only way she can get a man is with gigantic tits. It seems to be working. The Superficial

Justin Bieber is all grown up and drinks cough syrup now. D Listed 

Gratuitous pictures of Bar Rafaeli doing housework. ICYDK

 

Mila Kunis Lowers Standard, Hooks Up With Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore reacts with plastic surgery binge

   Ashton Kutcher is one of those people that you hate because despite being a gigantic douchebag and a marginally talented actor he seems to catch the luckiest breaks.

Case in point, after not appearing in anything except a few crappy movies for almost six years he lands the role of Walden Schmidt on Two and a Half Men, and becomes the highest paid actor on T.V. And now, new photos have surfaced of him hooking up with his former That 70’s Show co-star, Mila Kunis, in Rome. She’s there filming The Third Person, he’s just there for some reason. She’s funny, talented and beautiful. He’s a douche.

Don’t you people see?  This man is a one-trick-pony!  The only roles he plays are of a bumbling idiot who likes to get high. Which is what he is in real life! Plus, I really hate those stupid Nikon commercials. If it weren’t for his chiseled face, and his smoky…dreamy…eyes. What was I saying?