Ashton Kutcher tweeted the above photo of himself with Steve Jobs to show the striking resemblance between the two. If only he could emulate Jobs in other ways, like cancer.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are not only about as worthless as used panty liners, they’re gullible spendthrifts too. IDLYITW 

Katy Perry is so boring the only way she can get a man is with gigantic tits. It seems to be working. The Superficial

Justin Bieber is all grown up and drinks cough syrup now. D Listed 

Gratuitous pictures of Bar Rafaeli doing housework. ICYDK