Honey Boo Boo’s Mom is Scared of Mayonnaise

ImageIf I had  to take a wild guess about what June Shannon, AKA ‘Mama June,’ mother of future diabetes-related-double-amputee, Honey Boo Boo, is afraid of, I would probably go with treadmills, vegetables, pants that don’t have an elastic waist or maybe longevity.

What I would never guess in a million years is that a woman who could lose a 16-pound turkey in the folds of her chin is afraid of mayonnaise. But in this video posted on Radar Big Mama June explains what went terribly wrong with her life.

“When I was growing up and the baby sitter I had, we ate mayonnaise sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner!”

Of course, she explains that she still eats potato salad, tuna salad and other mayonnaise-based food items. She just doesn’t like to look at plain mayonnaise. Good, because that would have blown all my hypotheses about fat people out of the water.

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