Fergie Had Sex With Josh Duhamel; Is Pregnant Now

Fergie posted the above (photoshopped) picture of her and husband Josh Duhamel as children to her Instagram account this morning with the caption “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump.”

I’m guessing the subtle meaning behind this is that Fergie is going to be releasing a new solo album next month. NO! Wait! It means they got a new cat! The cat in the picture! No, let me change that. It means she’s pregnant! With a kitten! And she’s due in about six weeks.