Above: Eva Longoria sizing up her vagina.

Soooo, to the two of you who actually read this site you may have noticed posting has been slow the last few weeks, it’s because I’ve been busy moving from one shitty, remote part of San Diego to an even shittier, more remote part of San Diego and will be settled and posting within a few days. To the hundred or so of you who stumble upon this site accidentally while searching for ‘horny boy scouts’ or ‘early teen cameltoe’ (seriously, I can see what you’re searching for and so can the government,) here’s the link to Eva Longoria’s vadge flash at Cannes, because let’s face it, the only reason anybody clicks on a site called The Vadge is because they’re hoping to gain some insight into Divergence theorem. Enjoy!

Image:By Hispanic Lifestyle  Uploaded by MyCanon (Eva Longoria) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons