Fuck Ten Dollars!

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Chris Brown has proved again that he’s an even-minded, emotionally stable young man by throwing a hissy fit at an LA bowling alley over a $10 valet charge. Greedy bitches always trying to get they hands on my coin!

According to TMZ (video here,) Chris was attending a charity event for Misunderstood Millionaires at PINZ bowling alley in Studio City. When Chris went to retrieve his car, and was asked for the $10 service charge, he became indignant; and rightly so.   Don’t they know who he is? Shouldn’t these minimum wage workers be happy to have the honor of parking his luxury car for free?

After the valet made it clear he couldn’t release the car until the money was paid. Chris eloquently responded by saying,“fuck ten dollars.” Which I believe he was quoting from Winston Churchhill’s lesser known “Fuck Hitler,” speech.

Chris then told the valet, “We gonna turn this whole thing on out.” Which, loosely interpreted, I think means “Good sir, I apologize for this misunderstanding and will resolve this issue by promptly paying this marginal fee for your exemplary services.”

Image:By Eva Rinaldi (Chris Brown) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons