Daily Discharge

Avert you’re eyes plebeians! For looking into the face of Blue Ivy Carter is like looking into the eyes of God. DListed

Faith Hill is too skinny, she needs to gain about 2.7 lbs. Anymore and she’ll be fat. ICYDK 

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still unmarried and desperate. WWTDD

Harrison Ford will reprise his role as Han Solo in J J Abrams’ Star Wars VII. Excuse me while I pick my vadge up off the floor. IDLYITW 

Jenna Dewan Tatum is pregnant now, so let’s all remember the good ol’ days. TooFab