If there’s one thing stupid people are really good at it’s accidentally having babies; teen Mom Jenelle Evans is pregnant. Also, she should really clean her bathroom.  D Listed

And Jessica Simpson is so stupid, she doesn’t even know how she accidentally got pregnant again. The Superficial

One Direction is even gayer than we all thought, but in a cheeky, ironic way. Lainey Gossip

Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey are still fighting, or they’re not. Call me when it comes to blows. Too Fab

Selena Gomez > Justin Bieber IDLYITW

Paris Hilton will still do anything for a buck, just not in the U.S. Radar 

Nicole Kidman is still terrified of Scientology. ICYDK