Lindsay Overcame Illness to Attend Court, Gets a Trial Date

Lifetime's 'Liz & Dick' Los Angeles PremiereIt’s been another wild 24 hours in the wacky, fun-filled mess of a life that is Lindsay Lohan, leading up to her court appearance this morning. A court appearance Lindsay tried to get out of by having her new lawyer, Mark Heller send a note to the court saying she was too ill to fly from New York to LA, just like in high school.

Then a bunch of pictures were posted on TMZ of Lindsay walking around SoHo smoking cigarettes which kind of blew a hole in that story.

Then Lindsay and Dina did a few lines, and started to get paranoid wondering if maybe she should show up to court, so she called some ‘friends’ (i.e. her dealer, drug dealers have a pretty good understanding of the criminal justice system) who advised her to return to LA for the hearing. So Lindsay and Dina got a last minute flight landing at LAX at 12:30 am and then got turned away from Shutters hotel because she trashed a room back in 2007. So I’m guessing they slept in a dumpster in an alley in Venice Beach.

Fast forward to this morning, Lindsay makes it to court on time where the judge, Stephanie Saunter, told Lindsay she was glad she was feeling better and set a trial date for her lying-to-cops case for March 18, with a pretrial hearing on March 1. Saunter then announced she would be retiring March 1. Wait, WHAT?!!

Does Lindsay Lohan have ties with the mob or something? Isn’t it a little convenient the  hard-ass judge who was supposed to set Lindsay straight is retiring the day the trial is supposed to begin? Who the fuck is Dina Lohan blowing?

The only way I’m going to be okay with this is if they replace Saunter with Judge Dredd and he executes Lindsay and Dina on the spot.


3 thoughts on “Lindsay Overcame Illness to Attend Court, Gets a Trial Date

  1. Wow, this was when Lindsey Lohan was likeable and tatleend until she morphed into a crack-whore. So sad to think what she could have been had she made the right choices and not let her innder-demons wreck her life.

  2. Linsay,today I watched your movie;Freaking Friday . I miss you. poelpe are saying you to come back. Pleasse they’re expecting just to come back,it’s not so much. Please just come back,Linsay.

  3. When I got married, no one even OWNED a cotmepur, let alone a cell phone. So, modern technology/social media never played a role in any of my breakups. Since I’m such a NICE person, I never called off a relationship. The last breakup I DID experience through social media was via gossip: heard that my fiance had been out to visit a ranch with his girlfriend’. Thank goodness for THAT; have been happily married almost 30 years since!

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