Lock Your Doors, Jaden Smith is About to be Freed

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In an interview with The Sun, Will Smith revealed that he doesn’t believe in punishing his entitled, cocky teenaged children, which somewhat explains the ‘entitled, cocky’ part of that sentence. He also said that his 14-year-old son Jaden asked to be emancipated for this 15 birthday, because he’s got his own mansion he wants to live in, and Will doing the Fresh Prince Rap in front of his friends is just getting embarrassing now. Via Radar:

Will explains that Jaden, who will be celebrating his 15th birthday in July…asked for a very unique gift.

“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ‘Ooh,’” Will explained.

Keep in mind that that not only is this kid friends with Justin Bieber, he’s also rumored to be dating one of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters, Kylie or Kraken or something like that, the uglier one, so obviously he doesn’t make very good decisions. If Will unleashes Jaden on to the world it will be a matter of weeks before he’s selling military secrets to the Chinese to get his powdered rhinoceros horn fix.

Image:Tom Sorensen [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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