Kim Kardashian Admits Kanye Has Escaped Her Gravitational Pull

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They say a child a greatest gift a woman can give to a man, and so you think when Kim Kardashian got pregnant with Kanye West’s child he would be a doting father, if for no other reason than the kid would be 50% him.

But surprisingly even Kanye West doesn’t want to be around something created by Kanye West if it involves being around Kim Kardashian too. From Radar Online:

Kanye apparently wants to live in France, with Kim not willing to leave her U.S.-based reality TV empire.

Now the extent of Kim and Kanye’s separation has been uncovered in legal proceedings.

“Kim was forced to admit during her deposition that she has spent more time away from Kanye than with him,” a source tells Radar exclusively. The revelation came in a deposition that’s part of her divorce from Kris Humphries.

And it comes as rumblings are growing that there is trouble in paradise between the couple.

 “She blamed their hectic schedules, but it was obvious that it pained her a great deal. Kim is pregnant with his baby, and Kanye is missing all of her prenatal doctor’s appointments, because he is halfway around the world in Paris.

Mind you that Kim has taken the trans-Atlantic flight to visit Kanye in Paris numerous times while Kanye hasn’t left Paris since February, because everyone knows how easy it is to fly for a pregnant woman whose ass requires its own seat. What I’m getting at here is that Kanye found the Holy Grail of Ass for black men and couldn’t help but think, “With my overwhelming sense of self-importance and her insatiable need for self-promotion we could make a Nobel Laureate.” And that’s how the next Hitler was conceived.

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