Ever See ‘American Pie?’ Wanna Go Have Sex?

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Remember Finch from American Pie? Me either, but it looks like the guy who played him, Eddie Kaye Thomas, is still using that line to pick up women. And he got exactly what you expect out of a woman willing to leave a bar with a one-time 90’s movie star: A knife-wielding maniac threatening to kill you. From TMZ:

SWAT responded to Thomas’ house Wednesday evening after Thomas called 911 … and remained in a standoff with the woman for a couple hours … before forcing her out with tear gas.
She was taken into custody, checked out at a hospital, and then booked for felony vandalism.
But here’s the best part — according to law enforcement sources Eddie met the chick the night before at Mel’s Diner, and brought her back to his place.

Eddie says they got into an argument, and she pulled out a knife. During the standoff, we’re told the woman smashed up a phone, a guitar … and generally trashed Eddie’s house before cops smoked her out.

This chick is making women who go home with random men they meet at bars at bad name. Don’t let this be deterrent guys, normally we’ll just steal your watch and leave you with a nice case of syphilis.

Image:By Attit Patel from Toronto, Canada [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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