The only reason anyone cares about Rob Kardashian or what he does is because one time his sister filmed herself having sex with the brother of an actual celebrity. Still Following?

Despite this, Rob still thinks it’s important to maintain some kind of positive public image. So when a female photographer photographed him with his shirt off yesterday, Rob manhandled her and stole the memory card out of her camera, because the lighting was bad and he didn’t have the right make-up on and she wasn’t using the most flattering filter. No, really it’s because he’s fat and he didn’t want images of his burgeoning gut and jiggling titties posted all over the internet. If only Kim has those kind of standards.

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