Kim Kardashian Might be More Relaxed if Someone Punched Her

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Kim Kardashian posted this picture of herself on Facebook on Sunday with the caption, “Oh, just relaxin,” because in case you guys didn’t know, that’s how we women relax. By wearing eyeliner, mascara, eye shadow, lipliner, lipstick, concealer, foundation, blush, bronzer and putting needles in our face.

So when I’m out and about with no makeup, greasy hair and sweatpants, looking like I woke up in a truck stop bathroom, that’s actually my Corporate Power-Bitch look. That same getup could also be referred to as Britney Spears’ Day-to-Night look, either one.

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