Reflecting on her career choices in a new interview with The Independent, Nicole Sherzinger bemoans a life wasted dressing too conservatively and not sleeping her way to the top.
If only Nicole had flashed her vadge more, been more generous with her blowjobs or accepted Clive Davis’ offer for that threesome with a Thai transsexual, she might have been an Oscar nominee or a Nobel laureate! Instead she’s a judge on a reality talent show no one watches. I understand Nicole’s position, if I have but one regret in this life, it’s that I didn’t live up to my full slut potential. Oh, the dreams I dreamed!
Heed her words, women of the world, for we can learn from this wise one’s mistakes.
“To be honest with you, I sometimes wish I were more slutty. I’d probably be a lot more successful if I were… This is such a tough industry, you know. To make it, you really have to sell your soul to the devil… That’s probably why I haven’t quite reached the top of my mountain. I mean, where’s my Tony Award, my Grammy, my Oscar? Why don’t I have any of those things yet?”
“I may not be particularly talented or intelligent, but I can dress up like a whore as good as the rest of ‘em.” She added. “Now give me my Grammy! Gimme,gimme gimme!”