Julianne Hough is Kinda Stupid

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Kind of like how I always forget to close the garage door before driving away except times 100,000, Julianne Hough apparently didn’t lock the door of her Mercedes Benz last night while visiting a friend’s apartment in Hollywood and it was broken in to.

Fortunately for me, I lived in a gentrified neighborhood and even if anything did get stolen, it would probably be my husband’s power tools, so I wouldn’t even give a shit except that I might have to listen to him bitch about it. Julianne on the other hand, had $100,000 worth of jewelry given to her by her boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest in the car, which is now gone. When Ryan finds out he’s probably going to get a chair and then stand on it so he can choke her.

All this really begs the question, where was Lindsay Lohan last night?

Image:By John VanderHaagen (Julianne Hough) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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