Justin Bieber Collapses at Concert

Probably because he was up waayyy past his bedtime and had taken a few too many swigs of Dimetol, Justin Bieber collapsed during a performance in London last night. Much to the relief of the thousands of tweens who came to see him and the chagrin of their pissed off parents who had to chaperone, Justin returned to the stage to finish the show.

“Come on Emma looks like Justin might be dead, maybe we can get home in time for Duck Dyna…Son of a bitch, he’s back!”

After the show Justin was taken to a hospital where he tweeted the above picture to prove that he’s still perfectly capable of posing like a queer with his shirt off.

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