The Catholic Church Hates Breasts

The Catholic League is up in arms over the above cover  of Loaded magazine depicting giant-jugged UK model Lucy Pinder dressed in clothing exclusive to priests, and people trying to pick up on young boys by pretending to be priests. Via TMZ:

Bill Donohue — president of the Catholic League — tells TMZ, “Lucy Pinder shouldn’t have any problem turning men’s heads, so it is all the more gratuitous to see her wearing a priest’s stole, stitched with crosses, nicely covering her plus-sized chest.”

“Thank God, those breasts were covered,” he added. “Now, where’s my jar of Vienna sausages, I can’t get enough of these things!”
Later, when presented with a copy of the offending magazine cover, Donohue made the sign of the cross and said “Oh God, breasts! *Hiss, Hiss* Get back Satan!

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