It’s a well-documented fact that women are terrible with money. That’s why we always lose at Monopoly and why my numerous attempts to gain financial independence through cats have failed; those damn things just aren’t profitable no matter how you work the numbers!

So it should come as no surprise that Lindsay Lohan had no idea she owes a couple hundred thousand dollars to her former attorney, Shawn Holley. Not only is Lindsay a woman, she’s fucking stupid too! From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she was clueless until a few days ago that she owed Shawn Holley a small fortune in attorney’s fees, but we’re told now that she knows she’s putting Shawn at the top of her creditor’s list.It’s hard to swallow … that Lindsay didn’t know how much she owed Shawn. We’ve been reporting for weeks it’s in the 6 figures. Sources quite familiar with the situation tell TMZ, Lindsay owes Shawn $150,000.It’s interesting … although Lindsay fired Shawn … our sources tell us she’s been making a full-court press for more than a week to get her back, but Shawn isn’t having it.

We’re told Lindsay has instructed her business manager to pay the tab ASAP. Lindsay is making money from appearances, endorsements and some acting gigs, but she’s been spending like an insane woman — first class plane tickets, expensive hotels, restaurants, clothes, etc. Lindsay says she’ll cut back so Shawn gets paid.

So Lindsay forgetting to pay Shawn was just an oversight. LOL, Lindsay’s so crazy like that.  I bet her and Shawn are gonna have a good belly-laugh over that one. Especially when Lindsay tells her she spent all the money on cocaine and lip injections.

Shawn will just roll her eyes and say “Girl please, one time I dropped 50k on a weave and some nail polish.”

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