Rosie O’Donnell and Michelle Rounds, the depraved woman willing to have sex with Rosie O’Donnell (I shuddered as I wrote that,) debuted the newest member of their family on Instagram today. What they failed to mention is where they got the baby.

I don’t know where babies come from exactly, but I’m pretty sure there’s a scrotum involved. And as much as I don’t want to think about what Rosie O’Donnell is sporting underneath her FUPA, I don’t think there’s a nutsack; unless she has Tom Cruises’ hidden in there. Hey, anything’s possible.

I’m not opposed to the idea of two women having a baby together.  What I am opposed to is more celebrity children. The last thing the world needs is another Jaden or Willow Smith, (I shuddered when I wrote that too.)

Oh, and if you care, the lesbian power-duo named their new found baby Dakota, (you don’t.)

Image: Instagram _@rosie