Pam Anderson’s Boobs Got Her Kicked Off Dancing On Ice

Pamela_Anderson1Well that was fast.  Four days after I told you Pamela Anderson was so desperate for cash she was doing Dancing On Ice in the UK, she was voted off the show.  Pam managed to skate for a grand total of 150 seconds before everyone decided they had seen enough and sent her packing.  It must have been when her gigantic, pumpkin-colored, saline sack of a breast slipped out of her top during her performance.  Put ’em way Pam, those things expired in 2002.

Don’t cry for old Pam, she got paid £150,000 for appearing on the show, which comes out to £1,000 a second.

A source told the Daily Mirror: ‘Pammy is the biggest star we have had in years and we hoped she would pull in millions of viewers for weeks and weeks. Her skating partner Matt Evers flew to America for weeks of training.

‘We had to book first class flights for her and source plush accommodation for months too in case she got to the final stages. All in all we’ve spent about £150,000 on Pammy and she has lasted one week. It’s a disaster.’

Aren’t all these contests supposed to be rigged anyways?  If they spent so much money on her why couldn’t they just have the judges keep her around? We Americans have been tolerating this shit for years, how the hell else do you think Fantasia Barrino became a ‘star?’

Image:By Boeing978 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (, via Wikimedia Commons

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