Jeremy Renner is Having a Gayby?

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My brother’s wife’s friend at the liquor store in St. Louis (shout out:Alex!) said he read on the internet that Jeremy Renner was overheard telling Eva Longoria at a Golden Globes after party that his ‘ex-girlfriend’ is pregnant

This story has no merit whatsoever, but it’s not going to stop me from running with it anyways!

From US Weekly via Page 6:

Eavesdroppers heard the “Avengers” actor telling Longoria, “I’m going to fly in when her water breaks.”

The stunned “Desperate Housewives” actress was then heard saying, “I’m so blown away.”

Multiple sources confirmed to the magazine that Renner’s ex-girlfriend is due to give birth in February.

It’s unclear who the soon-to-be-mother is. Fuck, for all I know, Renner bred his dog and there’s about to be a litter of puppies.  But The Vadge is nothing if not mindless hearsay and speculation. Maybe Renner has a pregnant woman chained to the water heater in his basement and he’s going to appear on the cover of People one day with a baby á la Rosie O’Donnell. That’s the standard procedure for a gay celebrity to have a baby.

Not that I’m saying Renner is gay, okay maybe I am. Yet I’m not attracted to him whatsoever.  Which is odd, I usually always go for the gay ones.

Image:By Elen Nivrae from Paris, France  Uploaded by MyCanon (Jeremy Renner) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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