Natalie Portman is one of those boring celebrities who has never been in the news for anything negative whatsoever, not even a vadge flash. Better step it up,  Natalie, even Anne Hathaway’s doing it, and that bitch is competition!  But I digress.   I’m writing about Natalie because she was named Forbe’s magazine most bankable celebrity of 2012.  According to the Forbe’s, Natalie pulled in $42.70 for every dollar she was paid.

This is in sharp contrast to Lindsay Lohan who spent $3.47  on drugs for every dollar earned in some kind of unsustainable pyramid- scheme and Jessica Simpson who gained a quarter pound for every dollar she was paid by Weight Watchers.

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