Douche of the Week


I was going to let LeAnn Rimes slide for her warbled yodeling rendition of ‘How do I Live” on the X-Factor, she only ruined a little girls life, but that’s okay, I don’t really like kids anyway. She could have just shut up about it, but in order to save what little reputation she has left she’s attempting some damage control and blaming the embarrassingly bad performance on the girl she was there to help, 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar.

From TMZ: (LeAnn’s) rep gave us a quote that we were told we could put on and attribute to LeAnn Rimes. We were told LeAnn was NOT impaired and if there was any awkwardness it was only because “I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.”

Now LeAnn is on Twitter saying this quote was not attributed to her, tweeting  “It’s a shame that gossip and lies are overshadowing the performance of Carly.”

Way to deflect LeAnn, try to get everyone to forget about that shit you took on a little girl’s head, by saying that shit you took on her head is overshadowing her.

I don’t know if LeAnn was drunk or not, maybe she was just out of breath from squeezing her butt cheeks together really hard to keep from pooping her pants.  What I do know is this:  Carly Rose spent the last several months practicing daily and working on her chops for this performance. LeAnn has spent the last several years smoking cigarettes, stealing husbands, losing weight, filing vexatious lawsuits and harrassing people on Twitter.  I think we all know who carried who through that performance. Hint: It wasn’t LeAnn.  And for that LeAnn Rimes is The Douche of the Week!

4 thoughts on “Douche of the Week

  1. Matty Barbara streisand never been an Iconeshe never been the Diva of the dance flssorohe never made a Come back like Cher with the Dance albumBELIEVEshe never made a tour like Cher during 10 years !!!!!!!With the succe8s of BelieveBelieve tourFarewell tourlas Vegas People have to understand one thing and the most important thingwithout BELIEVE CHER had deasapared since a long TimeWithout this beautiful Dance album Cher never be on the top ok !Try to understand that after 10 years without nothing Cher needsa booster a booster means an album with a great sound somethingvery commercial ( it CAN be commercial and good like Believe)After 10 years its impossible to make a little album Country do y understand ??This kind of album CAN be do for a singer who makes one album each two yearsbecause people follow that follow the singerBut for Cher its diffe9rent she had deasapared of the pop industry during 10 Yearsshe had loose a lot of fans.The only solution for succe8s is to make an albummixed with good dance electro pop Music in collaboration with Dave daude. David guettawhy not a duet with lady gaga or usher usher and cher Will be greatand some Country songs with good pop sound Without a such album by by Chery know i was in believe tour in Parisi was in farwell tour in germany and i CAN tell you onething it was incridible to see thousand and thousand people dancing with Cher on strong enought or believe !!!!!!After that Believe me her public her new ge9ne9ration love dance MusicVA:F [1.9.16_1159]please wait…VA:F [1.9.16_1159](from 0 votes)

  2. We don’t say that this album must necessarily be dance, it shulod just be mainstream, not country! And Cher is forever young and capable of rocking dancefloors, sexy, outrageuos chic . Sorry that Barbra is an old bat covered from head to toe in black, her time is so passe. The only song I know is a woman in love. We don’t want cher to become boring, just inovative, fresh and cool like she always was. And matty, the sales of stars, it’s a mans world comparing to believe say all about country vs. dance I think she shulod organize a poll here, and we shulod all vote what kind of album FANS want her to do, after all she exists and sings for us, but with all those millions she stopped caring Living proof might have been overdosed with autotune, vococoder (whatever) but it’s in my opinion the best album of all times (i loved her for that effect). I am from the Balkans, I was 11 when believe came out and I was stunned with the video, music, her perfect face, teeth, style Before that she was known in my country as an actress, not so much as a singer And as I can see, most of us here aren’t american and country is your folk music, so let the rest of the world have more commercial Cher, we have our own folk, we don’t need Cher to sing that .VA:F [1.9.16_1159]please wait…VA:F [1.9.16_1159](from 0 votes)

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