Lindsay Lohan’s voice sounds like one of Marge Simpson’s sisters, so I’m not sure what to make of this offer from famed New York strip club Scores to pay Lindsay’s storage bill and rent in exchange for her serving as an online video chat host for its website, no nudity required. 

Am I missing something? Does the word ‘chat’ mean something different now? Because right now all Lindsay has going for her is tits. 

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