George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Split; No Eyebrows Raised

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Not that anyone should be surprised, since any woman he dates has a two-year expiration date that ends at the first mention of the word ‘biological clock,’ George Clooney and Stacy Keibler have finally split. Which means an army of obscure actresses and models are bleaching their buttholes and dusting off their red carpet attire in the hopes that George will choose them to have sex with and be photographed before unceremoniously dumping them at the first sign of a crow’s foot.

George is always classy enough to allow the woman he was dating to save face and tell the tabloids that she broke with him, which is a far cry from George waking up in the middle of the night to find Stacy hovered over his testicles with a web page open on how to perform a reverse vasectomy.

But not to worry Stacy, George offers a lovely severance package, that for his last girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis included a house in Italy. Of course, Elizabetta went on to date Steve-O after that, so forget about that, just think about the house. The only thing I get when I break up with a guy is a restraining order and a prescription for penicillin.

Image:http://www.flickr.com/people/21139095@N00 via wikipedia commones

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