If there’s one thing I miss about Michael

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If there’s one thing I miss about Michael Jackson, it’s the endless accusations of child molestation that seemed to pop up every couple of years or so. Ahhh, memories. And fortunately for me, it seems Michael has been able to raise a skeletal, white-gloved hand out of the grave and fondle a little boy’s privates from the other side. Well, not actually, but him being dead for four years hasn’t stopped a new accuser from coming forward to claim he was abused by the singer as a child over 20 years ago. Repressed memories or some shit like that. Who cares? Thriller was a great album, let the man rest in peace! From TMZ:

TMZ has obtained legal docs … filed by Wade Robson … in which he’s asking for money from the Michael Jackson Estate for childhood sexual abuse.

Robson — now 30 years old — has worked with top names in pop music including Britney Spears, *NSYNC, Usher and P!nk. He has also appeared on “So You Think You Can Dance.”

Wade met Michael when he was 5 years old and they developed a friendship that lasted for years.  By the time Wade was 7, he went for sleepovers at Neverland and MJ’s homes in L.A. and Vegas.  The sleepovers continued until Wade was 14…

In 2005, Wade testified in MJ’s molestation trial and DENIED Michael ever molested him.
Wade’s lawyer filed legal docs May 1 asking the judge in the Michael Jackson Estate case to allow him to file a late creditor’s claim against the Estate.  In the documents, Wade’s lawyer says he submitted a never-before filed complaint “for childhood sexual abuse.”

Somewhere an emaciated Macaulay Culkin is sitting in a filthy room full of empty red-bull cans and cigarette butts saying “You broke the oath, Wade. You broke the oath!”

Image:By dalbera from Paris, France [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D

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