Remember how Farrah Abraham was upset because people were saying there was a sex tape of her going around? That’s because it’s not a sex tape, it’s a porno, filmed on a set with porn-actor James Deen. From TMZ:

Deen — a professional porn star — tells TMZ, “Word travels fast … it isn’t even edited yet. We shot it yesterday.” When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.”

 No wonder she’s so indignant. Anybody can fuck in front of their camera phone and upload it to the internet. It takes a true actress, a connoisseur of the art, to convincingly pull a man’s penis out her butt, put it in her mouth and act like she likes it.

“See the lighting and how well they edited that scene, baby? That means mommy’s a professional.”

In anticipation of her porn career not taking off, Farrah’s also working as a phone sex operator for $5 dollars a minute. Girl’s got all her bases covered.