Justin Bieber’s Monkey Was Confiscated By the Germans. You Read That Right.


Last week record producer Mally Mal gave Justin Bieber a capuchin monkey, because what better gift to give a reckless, irresponsible teenager than a wild animal that has the potential to rip off your face. Now that I think about it, I’m beginning to like this monkey!

But alas, the relationship was short-lived. TMZ is reporting that the monkey was confiscated by customs officials at the Munich airport for not having the required paperwork and is being held in quarantine. Damn those pesky laws intended to inhibit the spread of infectious diseases! No word yet if lil’ Beaver plans on getting the monkey back, but I’m pretty sure it’s already learned from Justin how to bite and scratch its way out of anything.

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