Rheumatism and cataracts be damned! 67-year-old Steve Martin has proved that not only can he get and erection, he can finish the job too. From the New York Post:

 The “It’s Complicated” star and his wife, Anne Stringfield, 41, welcomed a child in December and have been spotted nearby their LA home with the bundle of joy. “They’ve had a baby, and how they kept it a secret nobody knows,” a source said. “Steve’s very private.” The source added, “They are thrilled. They worked hard to have the baby.” The couple married in 2007.

I learned from watching Japanese elderly porn that the old and enfeebled make the most attentive lovers. That’s why in a post-apocalyptic world when all the men of fighting age have been killed off and the Earth will need to be repopulated using the very old and very young, I call dibs on Larry King.