America’s favorite human sex-trafficking victim, Courtney Stodden, must have gotten into Doug’s wine coolers and popped a few extra Adderall because she became a little attention-hungry. So she did what every red-blooded, barely legal American girl does, and took some sexy holiday photos and sent them to the good people at Eonline, because those cock-suckers will publish anything, and apparently, so will I. Full link here.

Image: Twitter @courtneystodden