Above: Included in the price of Lindsay’s cheap taffeta gown is a blow-job from Lindsay herself!

If you’ve ever wanted to own clothes that smell like stale cigarette smoke, mingled with a tangy blend of dried vomit and semen, now might be your chance! Radaronline

The only thing better than JWoww jumping off a very high platform is if she wears a bathing suit while doing it. Hollywoodreporter

Have you ever wanted to make a porno with your mom? Me either!  Huffingtonpost

Taylor Swift showcases why she’s about to get dumped again. Dlisted

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