The Country Music Awards were last night (I know, I don’t care either,) but to sum up everything, Taylor Swift got made fun of, didn’t win any awards, and we’ll all be paying for it when her next album gets released. OMG! reports:

 Co-hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley had a comedy bit focusing on the “Red” singer’s latest breakup — with high-schooler Conor Kennedy…

   Paisley brought up the 22-year-old’s highly-publicized summer romance with Kennedy, 18. “The greatest trade of the year had to be the Kennedy family. They somehow traded Arnold Schwarzenegger for Taylor Swift,” Paisley said. “I mean, what they got for that…”

Underwood quickly interrupted and pretended to whisper to Paisley to fill him in on Swift’s recent breakup. “What? Why don’t I ever hear about these things? I’m the last one to know,” he replied, 
“Are they ever gonna get back together?”

  “Never, never, never, never ever,” shot back Underwood.

The camera didn’t pan to Swift to get her reaction. Presumably because her eyes had rolled into the back of her head in a Carrie-like trance as she mumbled in Latin, willing the doors to slam shut and lock, and the building to catch on fire.

She got dumped by a guy in high school? Really? She must be looking for the kind of unconditional love that only a teen virgin or a puppy can provide.

Image:By Marcin Wichary from San Francisco, U.S.A.  Uploaded by MyCanon (Taylor Swift) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons