Kevin Federline Remarries, Contemplates Job Market

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Apparently there’s still one girl around who doesn’t mind eating Britney Spears’ greasy, gas-inducing leftovers, and no it’s not the remnants of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, it’s Kevin Federline, whomarried his longtime girlfriend Victoria Price to marry him over the weekend. Aside from the two children he has with Britney, and the two children he has from a relationship prior to Britney, Kevin also has a two-year-old with his new bride, so it would appear his only notable talent is impregnating the women dumb enough to have intercourse with him to create an army of overweight, illiterate children.

I would say he’s the best argument for the Eugenics movement I’ve seen to date, but hey, at least those kids can probably dance.

Image:By Cyprien22 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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