Considering Megan Fox has the on-screen presence of a piece of driftwood her days of being seriously considered for acting roles are limited to the amount of time she has before gravity and the diminishing returns of Botox kick in. Think somewhere between and Rose McGowan and Melanie Griffith.
Megan doesn’t seem to grasp that the only reason Michael Bay keeps her around for such Oscar-worthy roles as April O’Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is because no one will pay to watch garbage like that unless it involves a firm pair of tits bouncing around in a low-cut top, so she’s having another baby to assure that her next big role will be appearing as herself at Dave N’ Buster’s for her ungrateful offspring’s birthday party.
And since the goal of most women in their 20’s in not getting pregnant, Megan thinks she’s doing something really spectacular.
“All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it. Megan was quoted in the March 2013 issue of Marie Claire UK. “I just want to give Noah as much of myself as I can. And I want to have more kids. That is where my heart is.”
Saying your only goal in life is to reproduce is putting yourself on the same level as a lemming or a cicada. At least turn it in to a real goal like say, having the baby of a wealthy, married man or becoming the woman on Maury with most potential fathers to test for paternity, I think the record to beat is twenty-two. Now those are things to aspire to!
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