Above:Rihanna expressing her opposition to female pop singers being marginalized as sex objects.

The stalker caught walking on Rihanna’s roof a few weeks ago has been hit with a restraining order and charged with criminal trespassing. Robert Melanson pled ‘no contest’ to the charges and will serve six day in jail and be on probation for the next three years. Let this be lesson to all you men out there. Punch us in the face a few times: Meh, we’ll get it over it, and probably continue to have sex with you too. But stay the fuck off my roof. Shit’s just weird.