Above: Kanye West looking confused by his surroundings.

As if impregnating a woman who’s had more black men inside her than a California state prison, wasn’t proof enough, Kanye West admitted in an interview with W Magazine that he’s ‘retarded.’ Those are his words, get off my back Autism Society, fuckin’ Nazis.

“God’s little practical joke on me—as an intellect who doesn’t like to read a lot—is like, I’ll say some superphilosophical shit, but I’ll say it the wrong way,” he says, laughing. “I’ll use the wrong word, so it goes from being really special to completely retarded.”

See? Kanye intends to say insightful, intelligent things that will make the world realize he’s actually one of the great minds of our generation, but they just come out making him sound stupid. Hmmmm. I guess it’s kind of like how if you actually read General Relativity it’s nothing but dirty limericks and crude drawings of naked women. I’m sure Einstein meant to put something important in there. Fun Fact: “Superphilosophical shit” was the original working title of Nietzsche “The Birth of Tragedy.”

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