Amidst allegations that Kanye West had sexual relations with 24-year-old model Leyla Ghobadi while Kim Kardashian was pregnant with his child, the couple have attempted to present a united front to the media as a demonstration of the strength of their relationship. And by that I mean Kanye flew to Switzerland to perform a surprise show on Wednesday at a Design Miami event during Art Basel in Switzerland, leaving Kim in Los Angeles to give birth any second, which is exactly what she did.
Kim delivered a baby girl at Cedars-Sinai on Saturday after going into labor on Friday, and “sources” claim that despite missing almost every other milestone in Kim’s pregnancy, Kanye was miraculously present, appearing like Jesus for the birth of his first child which I imagine went something like this:
” I know you’re a doctor and I’mma let you do you thing, but this is the greatest baby ever born. Now someone get me some forceps and a croissant.”