Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide, Fails

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Paris Jackson reacted exactly how I expected a 15-year-old to react if they’re we’re told they weren’t allowed to attend a Marilyn Manson concert: By slashing her wrists and downing a bunch of pills. You crazy kids and your cry-for-help suicide attempts. Whatever happened to doing drugs and getting pregnant by an older ex-con?

From TMZ:

Sources with an intimate knowledge of the situation tell TMZ … Michael Jackson’s daughter called a suicide hotline and the person on the other end was alarmed enough to call 911.

Our sources say in addition to cutting her right forearm, Paris had taken a large number of Motrin pills.

We’re told once Paris was taken by stretcher to an ambulance and then transported to a nearby hospital, she was placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold for 72 hours.

She received “numerous stitches” for the cut.

Paris “threw a fit” hours before her suicide attempt when she was told she wasn’t allowed to attend an Marilyn Manson show. We’re told she ran into her room screaming and slammed the door.

Obviously, this is a cry for help, who takes Motrin to kill themselves? And a meat cleaver? Talk about dramatic. Considering Paris was raised by a man who was quite literally a zombie in a drug-induced, waking coma knowing which drugs might actually kill you and which ones won’t  shouldn’t be too hard to figure out. Propofol anyone? Sorry, too soon.

Image:By Paris Michael Jackson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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