Stalkers these days are becoming so blasé. Not only does everybody have one, all they ever do is threaten to kill you or take a piss on your front lawn. So you think Hugh Jackman would appreciate the crazed woman who threw a razor full of her pubic hair at him while professing her love in a NYC gym this morning. Instead, he had her arrested! The nerve! A creative stalker is hard to come by these days, doesn’t he realize the thought and effort this woman put into this? She shaved, for fuck’s sake.

The only thing I’ve ever had thrown at me in a fit of passion was a drink along with the phrase, “Get your hands off my wallet, bitch.”

This makes me think the portrait I made of Hugh out of dandruff and used tampons might not go over too well.