Seizing upon a chance to be relevant and in the news for two seconds, porn star/craigslist escort, Devon ‘XXX’ James pulled her head out of an old man’s crotch to warn Lindsey Vonn that Tiger Woods will probably cheat on her, because I’m sure that thought hasn’t already crossed her mind.
“You know when the pics came out of Tiger and his new girlfriend — somewhere, 15 other girls were going, ‘Huh? I thought I was his girlfriend!’ ” James said yesterday.
And then, the woman whose only claim to fame is being the 16th hole in a depraved downward spiral of sex addiction couldn’t help but take a dig at an Olympic gold-medalist, telling TMZ “I thought he would have picked a woman who was more petite and not someone who is more muscular and has a bigger head than his.”
Loosely interpreted that means: “Yesterday, I licked the ball sweat off an Armenian construction worker for $300 while this bitch lounged around Tiger’s million dollar yacht.”
The best thing about Devon James is her Twitter profile where she proclaims: “I LUV PORN! & film in it too! People tend 2 judge me by what the media has said ( Re:Tiger Woods) however, ill give u the shirt off my back if u need it! ”
Because while she doesn’t like to be defined by the Tiger Woods cheating scandal, it is nonetheless, the only thing that defines her so she can’t help but mention it even though it was over three years ago.