Dear China, Please Explain What You Did to Sarah Jessica Parker’s Face

Response:

American movie actress Sarah Jessica Parker tops cover of Harper’s Bazaar for Glorious People’s Republic of China. Jealous comrades accuse Miss Parker’s uncovered face of wonderful picture editing. False lies! Miss Parker’s pleasant face is true, due to happiness of being on cover of Chinese Harper’s Bazaar. Believe! Miss Parker possess beauty exquisite  of ‘Horse Face.’

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