Dakota Fanning turned 18 last year, and she did what every American girl coming-of-age does these days,
anal, I mean a nude scene, she’s doing a nude scene in her new movie Very Good Girls. Not everybody had the same experiences as me growing up apparently.
Just because Dakota’s reached that dubious milestone known in the porn industry as ‘barely legal,’ it doesn’t mean she’s going to stop dressing up in Disney sweaters and looking like the poster child for To Catch a Predator. And despite being a generally well-regarded actress, Dakota knows she won’t be taken seriously until everyone has seen her tits.
In fact, that’s the Girl’s Gone Wild motto: No one, especially your parents, will ever take you seriously until you show us your tits while doing a beer bong and making out with your best friend. That’s how Hillary Clinton got her start.