Even though Jodie Foster has made it clear she won’t identify the father of her sons until they’re 21, that doesn’t stop media outlets and myself from wildly speculating about who the babies’ daddy is. Bigfoot,my guess is Bigfoot. No,Hugo Chavez! The New York Post has some more credible possibilities:

Could Mel Gibson be the biological father of Jodie Foster’s two sons?

That’s what some in Hollywood were wondering as Foster thanked Gibson — “You know, you save me, too” — in her heartfelt speech Sunday, reports The Post’s Los Angeles correspondent, Richard Johnson. Gibson was sitting with Charles, 14, and Kit, 12, at Foster’s table…

“The kids look like him [Gibson] but blonder,” said one amateur genealogist.

If Gibson, a father of eight, donated his sperm to Foster, it would explain her fierce loyalty to the troubled star while the rest of Hollywood shunned him…

The other prime paternity possibility is Randy Stone, the openly gay casting-director friend of Foster who died of heart disease in 2007.

This shouldn’t be too hard to figure out. We’ll know when they grow up to be delusional,racist misogynists or effeminate,art-types with heart problems.

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