If you thought Sofia Vergara’s boobs couldn’t possibly look any better, here they are 15 years younger. (above)

Ann Hathaway got someone fired. TooFab

What the hell is wrong with Miley Cyrus’ little sister? TheSuperficial

Kate Middleton’s official portrait looks great, if she were  a menopausal 50-year-old. Dlisted

If you ever held any delusions about marrying Olivia Wilde you might want to go kill yourself now. Radar

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