It seems like everyone  knew that Britney Spears was about to be fired from the X Factor except for Britney Spears.  If you hit her over the forehead with a two by four that had ‘you’re fired’ written on it, she still wouldn’t get it.  But the court-ordered person who makes all Britney’s decisions for her saw the writing on the wall and made a preemptive strike. That’s right, Britney QUIT! “You didn’t dump me I dumped you, ya’ll.”

Clapping politely and nodding while trying to communicate using guttural noises proved to be just too hard for the popstar, and Britney was relieved to be absolved of her duties.  Now she can go back to doing what she does best: singing songs other people wrote and using autotune to erase every hint of her actual voice, ignoring her children and eating Cheetohs.

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