Beyonce’s Fans are Going to Stampede Superbowl XLVII

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As if the overweight, desperate faction of Beyonce’s fans haven’t been empowered enough by songs like Irreplaceable and Single Ladies , Beyonce  has to go and give them another boost of self confidence by bringing them onstage with her at Superbowl 2013.

Beyonce has teamed up with  Pepsi to choose 50 of her fattest, ugliest fans  (because you  know she’s not going to let anyone remotely attractive on stage with her) and those 50 fans will get to bring an even fatter, uglier friend, (because you know those bitches aren’t going to bring a friend who looks better than them.) Then all 100 of them are going to shake their  badonkadonks and test the power of the screws holding the temporary stage together, and as terrible as that sounds, it will still be a vast improvement over Madonna.  You can participate in the contest by uploading a photo of yourself dancing here.  Although, now that I’ve explained it, I don’t see why you would want to.

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