Did you ever read that book by F. Scott Fitzgerald about the psychiatrist who marries a patient out of pity and she ends up ruining his personal life and professional credibility? Well fuck reading, that shit is about to go down in real life when Janice Dickinson marries some nut-case psychiatrist who proposed to her after dating her for three months. She gets free access to a prescription pad, he gets…uh…to have sex with Janice Dickinson? Is that good?
Janice Dick-Lips is already telling people that her fourth wedding is going to be the best ever; so extravagant that it makes Brad and Angelina’s upcoming wedding look like a trip to the court house. Her words, not mine. Because what’s really important is an over-the-top, extravagant wedding with 1,000 of your closest friends and a life-size ice sculpture of Janice; the whole ‘marriage’ part will work itself out. At least for a good three months or so.
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