Emma Roberts Beat Up Her Boyfriend Because She’s Ugly & Talentless. There I Said It

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Three days ago when Emma Roberts beat up her boyfriend everyone was like “Oh my God, Emma Robert’s, she’s Julia Robert’s niece, she has such a squeaky clean, perfectly puckered butthole image.” So here’s an article from TMZ to refute all that by saying Emma’s friends are concerned she’s becoming the next Lindsay Lohan.

Sources close to Emma tell TMZ … over the last year Emma has dug herself deep into the L.A. party scene. We’re told it all started after she broke up with “Glee” star Chord Overstreet — she began going out all night, hitting the clubs and surrounding herself with people who don’t keep their noses clean. 

Our sources say a lot of Emma’s friends don’t know how to help her because Emma won’t  acknowledge the change in her behavior. 

Indeed, we’re told after her arrest … Emma wouldn’t talk to her friends about it, acting like nothing happened.  Her friends are convinced … a night of partying contributed to the brawl and the arrest. 

 Really, this all makes sense because when you get to take the fast-track to celebrity due to your last name rather than say, talent or hard work you realize that responsibility and non-violence is for suckers *cough* Charlie Sheen. Besides, Emma Roberts is already redundant because let’s face it, she’s really just a less appealing version of Anne Hathaway, which I didn’t even think was possible. 

Image: Joella Marano from Manhattan, NY derivative work: Parzi [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons

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