Lil’ Wayne is Dead

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Or not, what do I look like, a doctor or something? However, I do know he’s in the hospital after suffering a series of seizures. From TMZ:

the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures.  He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious.
Wayne was rushed to the hospital again, but this time he did not stabilize.  He was taken to ICU, where he was placed in restraints because he was shaking uncontrollably.

Sources say there’s evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge after being released Wednesday, because doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system. We’re told Wanye’s stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system.

I don’t really know anything about this Sizzurp stuff, but if it’s what’s responsible for the way Lil Wayne looks and talks, I’ll stick to soaking my tampons in vodka. Wayne should really keep to the pharmaceutical staple of rappers, musicians, liberal arts majors, school teachers and everyone working at Barnes &Noble – Weed. Sure, you might waste five years of your life contemplating the meaning of Funyuns, but at least you’ll have your health. Kind of.

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